January 2010
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FYI
ellaloves:
Hi. Thanks for following me! You have gorgeous children. Hope you’ll experience more un-replacable moments with you family in this journey we call life. God bless. Morningwhisky
Hello! My pleasure! I checked out your tumblr through a reblog of your post via codythisfall… and liked what I saw! =) My kids are the most precious gifts from God (next to my amazing man, of course). And it’s...
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“God never speaks to us in startling ways, but in ways that are easy to...”
– Oswald Chambers
Yes, this is soooooo true!
(via jonyee)
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I like a girl who individualizes her genre, who...
I like indie girls.
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Stuff Christians Like
yeahjesusjuice:
I’M BOLDING THE ONES THAT APPLY TO ME
abeautifulmess12:
I was ROFL because some of these are so true for some people haha. Stuff Christians Like.net I copied some of ones that made me laugh. We should really watch out to make sure that our faith become a fad. Some of these are so true, I even remember at IndyCC when the lady talking on stage said “Finding your husband is a...
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traceychieng started following you
asian hotness following me.
whaadddup
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Lisa: Do yous have a screwdriver?
Me: Why yes!
*smartly pulls out an imaginary drink shaker and starts shaking*
Lisa: Why thank you.
Tim: Yeah he's a cock -....(starts looking for the actual screwdriver tool)
Me: w-what...
*awkward silence by Lisa and I*
Tim: -tail master.
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foreveryoung21:
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foreveryoung21:
this guy keeps hitting me whenever he gets out of his chair. the least he can do is say excuse me but noo. he’s a grown man, too. like shit, did your mother NOT teach you simple manners, asshole.
Stab him next time. It’ll be worth it.
oh, trust me, i would love to. but i don’t feel like getting arrested hahah.
Next time he hits you,...
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best thing i have seen in forever
amandasever:
This made me laugh so hard i almost cried.
Funny metaphors used in high school essays
Just in case you need some writing inspiration. Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s...
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10 Rules in 'My Sassy Girl'
“The 10 Rules:
Don’t ask her to be feminine.
Don’t let her drink over three glasses.
Drink coffee instead of Coke/Juice.
If she hits you, act like it hurts. If it hurts, act like it doesn’t.
On your 100th day together, give her a rose during her class.
Make sure you learn fencing and squash.
Be prepared to go to prison sometimes.
If she says she’ll kill you, don’t take it lightly....
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CHEESE! →
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Dedicated to those who are following
hevsbuttons:
morningwhisky:
haha thats pretty snazzy
why thank you. Glad you liked it :)
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Dedicated to those who are following
Under starduststatic sky, silasriis the corner of the eye holding onto just fringeelements; i hevsbuttons which one will they press. oh jesuskirkandvinny, only geripagal knows i’m no big-phony. they’ll say i’m a sluttypumpkin but i’ll jeslolx. teacherfrances will teach me foreveryoung21 i’ll takeachance skychase on the legoexpress. I’ll keep crisp-fresh as...
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